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Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.19 00:47:00 - [1] Granted but at your age you have advanced dementia and remember nothing for the rest of your life. I wish I had control of all titan production.
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.24 01:37:00 - [2] Originally by: Gabrialle granted but the pie is an alien fruit that tastes like turd. I wish I had the winning lotto ticket Granted but due to alien control the lotto prizes have changed to handfuls of dirt. Thus making you the proud owner of a desert.
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.24 01:38:00 - [3] I wish someone had something witty to say.
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.24 13:13:00 - [4] Originally by: Epegi Givo Originally by: Nexus Vaikai I wish someone had something witty to say. granted, but that someone is you, and -- OMG WATCH OUT FOR THAT CAR FALLING OUT OF THE SKY! I wish that the car missed. Granted the car misses you but lands on your family standing next to you. You die a lonely man. I wish I knew where that car came from.
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.25 14:30:00 - [5] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Scott Ryder All i want is a beer. Granted. Here's your nice warm Coors, fresh out of the 1990 stocks. I wish I had some nice quiet, undisturbed, "alone time" with some of the corporate execs who keep advancing the Christmas season earlier each year. (and some extra places to hide the bodies afterwards) Granted but after your nice talk they go missing and their companies close shortly after putting millions of people out of work thus single-handily destroying the holiday season for billions of people and causing economic instability worldwide. I wish my work was more enjoyable.
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.25 21:47:00 - [6] Edited by: Nexus Vaikai on 25/11/2008 21:48:26 Originally by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK Edited by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT''CMEPTHNK on 25/11/2008 16:27:09 granted... but all the other professors on your course double thier homework demands on you... i wish i hadnt visited this forum link... someone please grant me this wish Granted but he became so famous that he decided to go on tour with beyonce and your friends decided to buy you front row seats as a surprise I wish I was the CEO of CCP and that no one had a reason to say this was a bad wish
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.28 17:32:00 - [7] Edited by: Nexus Vaikai on 28/11/2008 17:32:34 Originally by: Khraunus Granted, but for every 0.1 isk you spend you lose 50 skill points. I wish I had enough time to come up with the scratch to buy tickets for the AC/DC concert in a couple weeks. Granted but AC/DC only plays songs from their new album and are tone deaf so the entire concert sounds like a 2 year old playing guitar and the singing hurts your ears and makes you deaf for the rest of your life. I wish someone would cover my shift next week as I hate working midnights
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.29 19:53:00 - [8] Originally by: Sikander 2 Originally by: Daxel Magmalloy Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:24:26 Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:16:54 Granted but the code of ethics belong to a small and ancient nation called Ungamawayiji (which means that this code of ethics is well developed in it's own way, works well to keep peace in this country however is only suitable for that particular nation). It considered things important like always asking permission from the village elders before cooking a man, never forgetting to use yellow paint for the nose-tip (absolutely never red or blue paint), and after farting (which must always be directed to the east), thanks must be always given to Beenawangafwar the great Fart-God in the sky. Consequently chaos reigns because there are no village elders in most places, people cannot eat and everyone either starves to death or develops a criminal mentatlity and feel no compunction against eating anyone they feel like and farting in any direction they want to. I wish the Large Hadron Collider at CERN would work properly and start producing some answers, and definitely without creating a huge black hole that swallows the entire solar system. Granted, the black hole only swallows your house, not the entire solar system. I wish i was exactly 27.3 seconds older Granted but nothing special happens. I wish bombs had more of a practical use in EVE
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.30 00:32:00 - [9] Originally by: Sikander 2 Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Originally by: Sikander 2 Granted, the black hole only swallows your house, not the entire solar system. I wish i was exactly 27.3 seconds older Granted but nothing special happens. I wish bombs had more of a practical use in EVE Granted, but then i blow you up with the new uber powered bombs because being 27.3 seconds older did nothing special I wish i was exactly 54.6 seconds older Granted but in the next 54.6 seconds you have an aneurysm and are left brain dead for the rest of your life. I wish i had a decent wish to make
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.12.01 20:48:00 - [10] Edited by: Nexus Vaikai on 01/12/2008 20:48:05 Granted you are now james bond. A middle aged farmer who lives in the middle of now where. EON Productions decides you are in violations of copywrite laws and sues you for everything you are worth. Since you are a poor farmer you barely scratch out a living before you pass away a year later. I wish -A- would stop attacking us

Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.12.02 16:40:00 - [11] Originally by: Epegi Givo granted but because you don't have any corruptions left you don't have any wishes. I wish i had a 3d printer. Granted but the DPI is horrible and the only thing you can get to print well is 2d text. I wish they didn't play reruns on tv all day and then repeat the same shows that night.
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.12.02 19:49:00 - [12] Originally by: Faekurias Originally by: Zerit Nava I still wish I could make good pie crust. Wish granted, you choke on the pie crust and die in a fire. I wish I had a 50 foot donge. Granted but if what I think you are referening to I might suggest that you stay away from attractive people and dont use viagra. I see all the blood it would take and it would leave you pretty much brain dead as the blood wouldn't circulate well. I wish people wouldn't make stupid wishes for a bigger *****.
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.12.08 04:02:00 - [13] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I could walk on water. Done, the physical properties of water change in a way that would make it "in theory" possible to walk on it. Unfortunately these very same properties that change are also what makes water ideal for supporting life. Congratulations, you just killed all carbon based life forms in the universe including yourself. I wish I had a gourmet chef that cooked nothing but the highest quality foods for myself and my friends. This is paid courtesy of the next poster of course. Granted but as this chef only wishes to be paid in your blood. Expect me to collect payment soon. I wish the southern united states wouldn't push Christianity on the rest of us
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.12.08 14:05:00 - [14] Originally by: Jack Light Done, they now push Buddhism on us, people get mad, and leave the United States. The economy collapses, and America turns into a wasteland. I wish i knew everything so i don't need to go to school anymore Granted you now know everything but go into the shock at the horrors in this world. You start having seizures which start to degrade your neural pathways, thus destroying all of the knowledge you acquired, leaving you a babbling idiot who insists he knows the answer to everything but cant give one once asked thus making you into the biggest loser of the century. You start to fail all your classes because you cant give the correct answers to anything. Your family is ashamed of you and disowns you. Animals won't even go near you. No one will hire you so you are reduced to living on the streets, oh and tell crack-pot Joe Nexus said hi. He once wished to know everything as well. I wish that if and when the world destroys itself with nuclear bombs my life could be like Fallout 3
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.12.10 12:29:00 - [15] Edited by: Nexus Vaikai on 10/12/2008 12:30:15 Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, you grow a third arm and are deemed unnatractive and shunned from society. I wish I had an Absolution class Command Ship Granted but its a 1/1000th size model but its got real flashing lights. Next years model comes with rig slots. I wish I could see my family for the holidays
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.12.11 01:01:00 - [16] Originally by: Jovoich Edited by: Jovoich on 10/12/2008 22:49:25 Originally by: Chomp Rock Done. but your dev account is for Furcadia, and you get dogpiled by smelly nerds in unwashed fursuits the moment you display your dev-fu i want a Whopper with everything on it Done, but your Whopper is 10yrs out of date.I want a POS that makes me free advanced reactions. Granted the advanced reactions are free but the fuel requirements to power everything else on the POS are in dollars per second. With a consumption rate of 10 million USD a minute. The reaction time is also increased by 200% thus the reason CCP didnt release it. Also I forgot to mention it has an auto self destruct unless there is 200 years worth of fuel in it. Also to take out of reinforced mode it requires 400 metric tons of gold. I wish I had more ways to make your wish horrible.
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.12.19 14:02:00 - [17] Originally by: Jack Light Done, but as you do not have the skill or the amount of money required, you are still forced to play on a computer. I wish I could think of some better wishes Granted you think of better wishes but others think of better ways to make them horrible. I wish we wouldnt get any more snow or ice till after xmas
Nexus Vaikai Caldari Dark Taboo	Posted - 2009.03.10 23:40:00 - [18] Originally by: Dark Spartan796 Originally by: Red Thunder Originally by: Ranik Sandaris Granted, this thread lives forever, but you spend every waking hour on it and slowly waste away into some kind of aneamic cyborg. I wish I had a better pair of snowboard boots. Granted. You now have rocket powered snowboots and a lack of common sense. I guess you can fill in the rest. I wish I hadnt just eaten this entire packet of ginger biscuits... Granted, but now you're really hungry, and all that there is to eat are rusty nails. I wish I could fly my Hyperion battleship NOW, as opposed to next weekend. Granted you can fly your BS but you run into pirates and get podded and you forgot to update your clone. Your sp resets to 2000 sp enough that you can realize what just happened and live in misery at the loss of your ship and your otherself. I wish I had the $$ to keep playing Eve
Nexus Vaikai Caldari Dark Taboo	Posted - 2009.03.11 14:32:00 - [19] Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, now they are hourglass quoting instead. I wish I had one of those time-turners from the third Harry Potter book. Granted but you don't know how to use it and end up creating a time paradox and are murdered by your future and past selves. I wish women would just say what they mean instead of dragging a point out into a novel
Nexus Vaikai Caldari Dark Taboo	Posted - 2009.03.12 04:53:00 - [20] Originally by: Astrid Karel Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, now they are hourglass quoting instead. I wish I had one of those time-turners from the third Harry Potter book. Granted but you don't know how to use it and end up creating a time paradox and are murdered by your future and past selves. I wish women would just say what they mean instead of dragging a point out into a novel Granted. After you find out what they really mean you wish things were back the way they were. I wish that Time Warner would run their cable the .6 miles from the end of the road to my house. Granted but due to the high costs of running additional cable. Your monthly bill is 7x everyone elses.

Nexus Vaikai Caldari Dark Taboo	Posted - 2009.03.12 04:55:00 - [21] I wish I had a dollar for every post made in this thread. That was legal tender and was indesctructable and was given freely by each person who makes a post. SO there for it cannot be said to be stolen or destroyed. I will keep it all in a safe so that no one will rob me.
Nexus Vaikai Caldari Dark Taboo	Posted - 2009.03.12 15:04:00 - [22] Originally by: Aesgrim Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish ITunes would let me download any song or video I want for free. Granted. iTuneswill let you download all the songs you like for free. However, the record companies wants their money. They band together and sue you for the worth of the songs (about 30 bucks so far) and law suit costs, $37 000. Boy are those lawyers expensive! I wish for a golden computer. Real solid gold! Still functional as a computer and with the same performance as my computer I own now. granted but its built by Dell and the cost alone puts you in debt by 200,000,000.99 and keeping up to the usual Dell standards it explodes in a firey disaster 3 months later. I wish for one wish that didnt get corrupted.

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